Saturday, August 23, 2008

TThe "nudity poll" is closed with 91 votes. The winner is "tastefull" whith a 38% share, followed by a tie between "Tits!" with 25%, "Tenticles" with 25%, and lastly "Clean" with only 6 votes

So clearly people like sexy - and here I am wasting all this government money to prove it. I think I figured out a happy solution

Don't Click on this link if you voted for "Clean"

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Captain Hammer: Corporate Tool






Whew! -- Enjoy! -- Due to interest, Yes Prints of any of my art on the site are available on request -- just send an email to me at ArcaneTimes@gmail.com

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Bad Horse, He's Bad



The Full Text Reads

BAD HORSE
Make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you...
ya' know what? Just trust us on this one.

Seriously

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Wil Wrocks



Nuff' Said

Ok -- more to say... Folks love the shirt. Folks want to buy the shirt Here you go Enjoy!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Penny Wallpaper



I couldn't decide on what quote or phrase to put on this one. Any Suggestions?
-- Thanks for the comments, I like the simplicity of "Everything Happens"...

Felicia Day as "Penny"

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Dr. Horrible



Based on Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog -- as if you didn't know, you cheeky little monkeys

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Nipple Ripper Batman



This one takes' some 'splainin'. so, I'll let Warren Ellis do the honors...

Warren Ellis:
It occurs to me that an awful lot of trouble in Gotham City could have been averted a long time ago if Batman had just ripped the Joker’s nipples off.

I mean, treatment doesn’t work, does it? They stick the Joker in the nuthatch, he comes out again and does the same things.

A man with the nipples ripped off him does not make the same mistakes twice...

Read the Rest

Monday, June 23, 2008

Sunday, June 22, 2008

New Avatar



playing around with a concept for a new "me" pic

Saturday, June 21, 2008

I lied



I forgot about this guy -- ok NOW I'm done

Friday, June 20, 2008

The last Scorpion costume



I promise

Note: I knew this project might be in trouble when I got the design notes for this outfit. "this design is awfully fascist SS looking" I said, "I don't think that your GERMAN rock stars really want to wear pseudo-Nazi outfits on stage" I warned.

But do they listen to me? nooo.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

James Kottak - all white



so i was contacted one day to do some costume designs for the Scorpions. Yes THE Scorpions. they had a new album coming out and wanted to work on an image makeover I went through many different takes based on the Blade Runner/Matrix notes the designer sent me.

I don't know what ever happened to this plan -- but I do know one thing. I never got paid.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Lady Bone



Something I did for a convention sign-up sheet. It was to promote some gaming sessions for "Empire of Bone" in which players adventure in a Victorian world where the living work, live, die (and sometimes come back) right alongside the undead. Undead who's shear staying power and eventual lack of needs like food, tend to put them into position of being the ruling class. Look for more of this stuff in the future.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Firefly Rocker Patches



Designs I have for a set of embroidered patches that could be worn under the triangular Browncoat (Independents) patch from Firefly. I want a set but so far the cost of a one off set make them an as yet unrealized dream.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Ship of the Line



A flying ship design I did for the Savage Worlds: Sundered Skies Map. Only it appears very small on the page -- too small to see well. Here is a close-up

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Monkey Pope



Monkey Pope - nuff said

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Alton Brown Comicbook mock-up



This was to be a companion shirt to the another I did for AltonBrown.com.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Friday, June 6, 2008