TThe "nudity poll" is closed with 91 votes. The winner is "tastefull" whith a 38% share, followed by a tie between "Tits!" with 25%, "Tenticles" with 25%, and lastly "Clean" with only 6 votes

So clearly people like sexy - and here I am wasting all this government money to prove it. I think I figured out a happy solution

Don't Click on this link if you voted for "Clean"

Captain Hammer: Corporate Tool

Whew! -- Enjoy! -- Due to interest, Yes Prints of any of my art on the site are available on request -- just send an email to me at ArcaneTimes@gmail.com

Bad Horse, He's Bad

The Full Text Reads

BAD HORSE
Make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you...
ya' know what? Just trust us on this one.

Seriously

Wil Wrocks

Nuff' Said

Ok -- more to say... Folks love the shirt. Folks want to buy the shirt Here you go Enjoy!

Penny Wallpaper

I couldn't decide on what quote or phrase to put on this one. Any Suggestions?
-- Thanks for the comments, I like the simplicity of "Everything Happens"...

Felicia Day as "Penny"

Dr. Horrible Wallpaper Red

Dr. Horrible Wallpaper White

Dr. Horrible in red

Dr. Horrible

Based on Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog -- as if you didn't know, you cheeky little monkeys

Uncle Dirtnap - Finished

Zombie Cowboy

Mount Saint-Michel

Nipple Ripper Batman

This one takes' some 'splainin'. so, I'll let Warren Ellis do the honors...

Warren Ellis:

It occurs to me that an awful lot of trouble in Gotham City could have been averted a long time ago if Batman had just ripped the Joker’s nipples off.

I mean, treatment doesn’t work, does it? They stick the Joker in the nuthatch, he comes out again and does the same things.

A man with the nipples ripped off him does not make the same mistakes twice...

Read the Rest

Wyld West -- Elf Babe

New Avatar

playing around with a concept for a new "me" pic

I lied

I forgot about this guy -- ok NOW I'm done

The last Scorpion costume

I promise

Note: I knew this project might be in trouble when I got the design notes for this outfit. "this design is awfully fascist SS looking" I said, "I don't think that your GERMAN rock stars really want to wear pseudo-Nazi outfits on stage" I warned.

But do they listen to me? nooo.

Another Scorpion costume

More Scorpions costumes

James Kottak - all white

so i was contacted one day to do some costume designs for the Scorpions. Yes THE Scorpions. they had a new album coming out and wanted to work on an image makeover I went through many different takes based on the Blade Runner/Matrix notes the designer sent me.

I don't know what ever happened to this plan -- but I do know one thing. I never got paid.

Lady Bone

Something I did for a convention sign-up sheet. It was to promote some gaming sessions for "Empire of Bone" in which players adventure in a Victorian world where the living work, live, die (and sometimes come back) right alongside the undead. Undead who's shear staying power and eventual lack of needs like food, tend to put them into position of being the ruling class. Look for more of this stuff in the future.

Shadytown

Firefly Rocker Patches

Designs I have for a set of embroidered patches that could be worn under the triangular Browncoat (Independents) patch from Firefly. I want a set but so far the cost of a one off set make them an as yet unrealized dream.

Fantasy Western ~ Ranger

Ship of the Line

A flying ship design I did for the Savage Worlds: Sundered Skies Map. Only it appears very small on the page -- too small to see well. Here is a close-up

Monkey Pope

Monkey Pope - nuff said

Alton Brown Comicbook mock-up

This was to be a companion shirt to the another I did for AltonBrown.com.

Shell Shocked

Scott Siglers: Ancestor

Churchyard in color

SpoOoky Churchyard